pencil sharpener
This is the best thing in the history of the universe.
A sock that fits all feet is generally one size fits all, because most of them come that way, unless all the elastic has been chewed out of it by a cat, then it hangs around your ankles uncomfortably. Or maybe it's one of those socks with the individual toes. Or maybe someone attached googly eyes and made a puppet out of it. I don't know, I'm not good with these things.
I'm naming my new riot grrrrrrl revival band Genital Analogy
Surprisingly lucid for Youtube comments, the generally agreed-upon mental scumbucket of the Internet.