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Joao
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ba
10 years ago
could she just hold my balls then, maybe?
NickSeam
10 years ago
every time this gets posted, the comments are amazing.
jfaster
10 years ago
Well I could hold ONE hand.
NickSeam
10 years ago
Here's the last time it was posted:
https://mltshp.com/p/Y6CH
some quality stuff in there about balls and reacharounds.
joshmillard
10 years ago
Who holds hands with anybody when they're masturbating. Just, like.
"Hey, Ted. Good to meet you."
*firm handshake*
*is masturbating*
sean
10 years ago
there was only one set of footsteps because i stopped to masturbate.
Down10
10 years ago
I can't hold hands with God when I'm NOT masturbating, either. Your premise is inherently flawed.
jfaster
10 years ago
@joshmillard Don't judge my methods.
some quality stuff in there about balls and reacharounds.
"Hey, Ted. Good to meet you."
*firm handshake*
*is masturbating*