"Retina"
Reminds me of my HS music theory teacher. In the early '90s he took us on a field trip to a computer lab at the conservatory nearby. He wanted us to try using Finale and hear their Midi setup. Before we went he was raving to us about Midi and how it sounded so real you couldn't tell the difference between a Midi clarinet or Midi cello and the real thing. He was insane. They didn't have anything more advanced than the basic Midi sounds, which sounded about as close to real instruments as Runts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...) tasted like real fruit.