how to eat lunch after a weekend of gastric misbehavior
@nikkuneko, @dantsypants and @O_C watched me cook these beet greens.
@chadlavi it looks good, but wait until the next hat chat to eat them. eat them loudly in front of us while wearing that hat.
That's not a lunch, that's a snack for some kind of marsupial.
@nikkuneko CRUNK CRUNK CRUNK CRUNK CRUNK I AM EATING THEM NOW
@NickSeam I ate an entire pizza by myself Friday, then Saturday I had three chiles rellenos, five enchiladas and went to In N Out. This will more than suffice for now.
@darth it gets me almost every time, partially because I get punched in the kidneys a lot so I'm never sure.
mmmmmmmmmm
would not like to see what's going on inside nickseam's arteries
@O_C http://www.basementsystems.ca/images...
@chadlavi yes
@OC It's not like I live on diet of butter dipped in ranch dressing, I just think beets and all beet-related impedimenta are gross.
@NickSeam have you ever really considered a beet? Like really looked into the soul of a raw, unwashed beet root? Delicious fuckers, they are.
mmm, butter dipped in ranch dressing
@O_C guess what I'm eating for lunch today
butter dipped in ranch dressing dipped in beet greens?
@O_C close, by which I mean not close. It is this, again. But I am going to pretend it is deep-fried butter skins.