It's officially a Love Pentagon. I love this scandal so much!
Really though, in the landscape of scandals, it's pretty average. What it really needs is a crazy astronaut on a mission to abduct someone.
Cougargate
@NickSeam I was discussing that with someone last night--"diaper wearing astronaut" as a standard for awesome fully illustrates how great America is.
Oh man, shirtless FBI guy for the win.
@beatnik You might want to ask the person responsible for changing said diaper once it's used.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SEX WITH ONE ANOTHER?