you laugh now, but someday I'll be in charge

Assassin monkey still takes no joy in his work.

Guns don't kill people, monkeys kill people (if they've got a gun).

Well, the targets aren't going to shoot themselves!

Evolushun shtap!

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

The meek are getting ready, and they are taking headshots

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Monkey is gonna get a black eye... Oh wait