Holy shit

<3 the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles...

i have five screens :D

@avocado I now have monitor envy - I have 3, plus my personal laptop and my tablet. :-P

I tried three for about five minutes, arranged vertically. I was laughing so hard at the ridiculousness of a monitor stack 4' tall that I had to unplug the topmost one, and I've never plugged it back in.