quick, check out this guy hugging a shark

"... but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology".

ohdearsweetjebus
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This is the look regular people have when swimming with dolphins.

The New England Aquarium has a whole long tank filled with little sharks and rays you can touch. They're not as big as this one, but most people have that same expression. :)

http://www.neaq.org/animals_...

The aquatic Timothy Treadwell

It's ok he's already armless

@XYLENE: Double thumbs-up. You win the semi-obscure Zappa Reference of the Day Contest.