Jesus loves me this I know

What about Jesus's porn? He hung out with a hooker, you know.

I suspect Satan favors the pretty boys while Jesus was more about the butch bear types, which puts me firmly in Jesus' corner. For once.

I always thought that The Lord would be a Mac user

*'s for every one of these comments!

@kykedyke Never thought about that before, but MacOS is absolutely Catholic software.

@johnr yup. Having to use help on OSX is like having to go to confession