Here is an embarrassing picture of me as a child.

This is precious. You've got a cool Anthony Michael Hall vibe mixed with some Tony Hawk. And you're date is cute as a bug.

@slog I never replied to this comment because I couldn't think of anything clever to say, but thanks!

Were you guys attacked? the middle of your date's dress is missing.

@dantsypants we suffered a severe lashing at the hands of the Dread Pirate 1990s.