eat-his-beard.jpg

SOUTHERN STYLE

They cut awf mah beurd. An fawrced me ta eat it.

im guessing he put mustard on it first

Pffft. I just noticed that I happened to choose the image with the watermark for "Bearotic" in the corner. I wonder if autobarbaphagia is a fetish. Ain't gonna google it, though.

Beard bites man.

@spooktree ...a man wearing that kind of hat uses RANCH DRESSING

how many calories ARE THERE in facial hair...???

Fresh cut beard, smothered in gravy - TEXAS STYLE.