That Moment When You Realize How Drunk You Are

this is me when I used to live in a house with stairs.

"fuck it"

Actually, the sign that I was completely wasted was when I was yelling in full technicolor glory at God on the floor-mounted Big White Phone.....

@sussurat I have one bathroom. It's at the top of the stairs. :(

"I'm gonna.... ohhhhh.... just lay right here."

@amypetty oh no :) LOL I'd suddenly become a world champion stair climber.