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571B Banana Slicer

 
source: http://www.amazon.com/Victorio...

Oh my god, please go read the reviews.
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For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

Amy Petty

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lavoie 9 months ago Reply
this is amazing. i lol'ed
jessamyn 9 months ago Reply
I am a jaded old internet person and it is hard to make me laugh with amazon reviews but omg.
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