Lying is a Christian Value.

A samesex icedream cone?

Fuck these guys. Seriously.

We're sorry that Jim Henson Company realised that we were all bigots and donated all of the money we gave them to a pro-gay charity before recalling all of the toys.

unreal

Do they not know about the internet over there?

Um, like the toys...they're all dangerous n stuff...

Internet is not in the Bible so it's the Devil's tool

Passive? Aggressive? At Chik-a-fila, you can have both!

Well this oughta do it for me.

bunch of chickenshits..