Wrong.
Eeyore is clearly an alcoholic.
Piglet is more likely on methamphetamine.
I'll agree that Rabbit is on cocaine.
Tigger is on clearly on PCP mixed with cocaine.
Pooh is on a mix of mushrooms and MDMA.
Christopher Robin is likely just a drunk, but he might top it off with whatever Pooh is having.
Owl might be the dealer, but he certainly dips in to Rabbit's cocaine.
Eeyore is clearly an alcoholic.
Piglet is more likely on methamphetamine.
I'll agree that Rabbit is on cocaine.
Tigger is on clearly on PCP mixed with cocaine.
Pooh is on a mix of mushrooms and MDMA.
Christopher Robin is likely just a drunk, but he might top it off with whatever Pooh is having.
Owl might be the dealer, but he certainly dips in to Rabbit's cocaine.