how we die

Ennui, 8.4

@kafkaesque 12.2

Auto-erotic asphyxiation accidents that blushing family members try to explain as non-sexual suicide, 1.7

@joshmillard thats my plan

Accidents went from 72.3 to 38.2. Crap, all those warning notices for idiots are working too well.

How exactly does one die of senility?

I can't remember.