I wonder how these kids are doing......

Bill Gates is not responsible for this (credit Charles J. Sykes, author of the 1996 book "Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write, Or Add" [http://www.snopes.com/politics...]), but it should be posted immediately in every workplace, starting with mine. And with rule #2 enlarged to 300-point type.

A "car phone"?! 1996 indeed.