Just bought three copies of this. Fuck you, Sunday Sport, for your hilarious, hyperbolic trolling, unseen since the days of the Weekly World News. You've just suckered me for £3.
p.s. This "newspaper" prominently features a "Nipple Count" on page two. There are 89 nipples appearing in this particular issue.
@NickSantosPedro I'm unfamiliar with British tabloids (apart from the placards on the streets), but is that a low or high amount? What is the median rate for nipples in UK tabloids?
The placard thing is now gone: it was a legacy of the Evening Standard, and they're a free paper now, useful only for littering the floor of the tube. There is no such thing as "London Fog", and only hipsters wear bowler hats now. As A.A. Gill puts it, "No city’s exported image lags so far behind its homegrown veracity than London’s..."
Anyway, I would venture to guess that the Sunday Sport contains the majority of nipples amongst all UK tabloids; I imagine that 89 would be more than ten times what their contributors offer, but I'm no expert.
p.s. This "newspaper" prominently features a "Nipple Count" on page two. There are 89 nipples appearing in this particular issue.
http://travel.nytimes.com/2012...
Anyway, I would venture to guess that the Sunday Sport contains the majority of nipples amongst all UK tabloids; I imagine that 89 would be more than ten times what their contributors offer, but I'm no expert.