these beats are logical

Sir, I have converted the energy of the bass from potential to kinetic. I believe your primitive language refers to this as "wub wub wub."

Scratching is illogical - Why would one risk damaging valuable vinyl and compromising fidelity ?

He still pays extra for the premium audio cables, though.

Can anyone confirm who made the original? This is the closest I could find:

http://ghostbearalpha.deviantart.com/art...