octopot

I KNEW IT! I knew I couldn't trust toilets! For years, people have been making fun of me for pooping on the floor. Well, who's laughing now?! Cow is, that's who!

Oh my god I actually yelped when I scrolled to this. Blughghghghghghgh

Let me pee in there, and I'll kill it in mere moments....

Wait, that's not good, is it?

like @cow reply :)

poor thing :(

"and he ate the undercooked baby calamari, and he had a terrible stomachache, and two days later, when he looked in the toilet..."

@gormat lol...my thoughts exactly

my worst nightmare