MAY

I'm not really sure how to celebrate this. I mean, I'm pretty much already masturbating as much as possible. I guess I should get myself a card or something?

@steve ) I would LOVE to see THAT section in Hallmark

I feel validated.

Y'know, when I saw this post this morning I started wondering what the card would say when you opened it up. I've been thinking about it all day, in fact, and I still don't know.