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Pretty much how I get into bed every night.

The red panda might be the best animal.

how does it survive in the wild when it is always obviously drunk?

@dantsypants made me LOL but i think the answer is that the red panda was fine until the white man came along and introduced it to firewater.

That is insane.

The red panda is clearly the best because a) it's a panda and b) he's internet savvy.

Predators can't attack it because they get distracted by the cuteness.