Too lazy to clean a plate.

I like the paper towel option when I'm lazy.

Plates have two sides, you know.

Out of paper towels. Dirty plates were sitting in the sink. I can't allow anything to come out of the sink until it has been thoroughly disinfected. Scary stuff lives in there.

Oh gawd, just stuff it into your mouth with hands. Many are the times that I've grabbed a slice from the fridge and nommed on the way back to the couch sans plate, bowl or paper towel.

NOOBS

@annterland I'd bow to your laziness but Im too lazy to bow.

@jhamill ..haha, yeees *lazy head nod*

Men! (We are awful.)