As much as I chuckle at this idea, I may have to file this under “Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.”
(If an otherwise good-natured cop were to come to my door and see this doormat, I could imagine them tossing out any benefit of the doubt they may have previously had for me.)
(If an otherwise good-natured cop were to come to my door and see this doormat, I could imagine them tossing out any benefit of the doubt they may have previously had for me.)