six servings of fruit

I'd much prefer you punch me in the mouth.

Guh-ROSSS! (Sure, I'll try a bite...)

Has nobody ever tracked down the people who worked for these recipe companies back in the day and asked them what the hell they were thinking?

@ardgedee drugs... lots of drugs

@ardgedee listen....back in the day they used to mix miracle whip with jello and putthe mixture into molds , put in the fridge and then pushed out unto a bed of salad as supper. That by far is the worst. I think perhaps, all the martini's pickled the taste buds of the time. And they say, "these were the good old days" Eek