depressing

That's punchline that works on so, so many set ups. "What kind of kitten doesn't like milk?" etc.

What kind of dead SEO doesn't compulsively retweet everything he sees?

Oh damn, I'm so bad at telling jokes.

@artwells *Like*

Joe was right, smoking *is* like dieting.

You're already terribly depressed if you're chewing Bazooka Joe gum. This comic is like someone pushing you while you're already standing on the ledge.

yep--ask anyone trying to quit smoking

@NickSantosPedro were you never a child?

@avocado Nah, went straight to cigarettes.