Tattoos

Not having ugly shit on my skin (that makes me unemployable):

Free.

@XYLENE It's all in where you put it on your skin.

@kevinswitzer Someday, somehow, my employer will see my perineum...

@XYLENE @kevinswitzer : Now, now Xylene - what did I tell you about putting pictures of your perineum on Facebook.....

i'm just trying to imagine the pain of a taint-tattoo...

Thank you for that mental image, dudes.

Taintoo

@XYLENE You win!