yes

If you do it right.

I don't know...do I get to touch myself in Hell?

No, in hell it's only worth a sandwich.

yes

No, better let the priest do it for me.

Yeah, I'm pretty good with my hands.

@mackreed they have sandwiches in hell? sounds awesome.

@dantsypants currency interchangeable with frottage.

(insert joke about frottage cheese sandwiches in hell)