Ultimately

Even more odd than the Hell thing is that it doesn't even say what's in it. "Salisbury Steak? Sweet and Sour Pork? TV Dinner is all you really need to know."

It's made of TV.

@jpoulos I don't care what's in it. It must be good.

It clearly says "Flavor-Quality". This is all you need to know.

wtf does "Flavor-Quality" mean?

Sweet bugger-all, I'm guessing. I mean really, if your target market has to be told NOT to put tin foil aka. "the container" into the microwave, you should adjust your instructions to say "(...) REMOVE THE LID AND EAT THE FOOD INSIDE, NOT THE LID. THE LID IS NOT FOOD. AT ALL."