The Feeding Tube Diet

Chani, daughter of Liet Kynes?

@idogcow "I would not ave permitted you to harm my tribe."

It is easy enough to just eat 800 - 1000 calories a day of nothing but fillet mignon and buttered kale for a 10 days fast to induce ketosis... no need to have to explain a naso-gastric tube to your friends, family and putative spouse... not to mention thousands and thousands of dollars less expensive.

A terrible, terrible thing. Mollified slightly by Dune references.