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I remember those things! Never had one, but I rode a few belonging to other people. Steering was kinda tricky.

I had that thing. I loved that thing. The only downside was that you couldn't spin out like you could on a Big Wheels by hitting a rear break really hard. But for a tall kid it was a far better option on the road to badassery.

The tendency of the steering levers to break in irreparable ways was annoying.

For *guys* who really know how to ride. It was an early test of manhood.

Man I loved my Green Machine. You could spin it out if you jammed the sticks fast enough in opposite directions, though I mostly just ended up on my side.