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Yeah, somehow "Oh, I'm on Sprint" doesn't really have that je ne sais quoi.

I've taken an entirely different approach. Sort of like how one might shop at a thrift store in defiance of wearing the latest trends and fashions, I've taken to using a Criket flip phone. Nothing says intellectual superiority like no-contract month-to-month burner.

Don't worry, we'll get douchey businessmen in coffeeshops loudly shouting "SIRI, CHECK MY STOCK PRICES AND PATCH ME THROUGH TO THE VP OF SALES... STAT!"

@naju haha

SIRI: where's my white iPod touch