I didn't realize that in 2011 search results could be this bad.
A fresh install of Win7 on my media center. Used the bing search bar to search for Google Chrome and these are the results I was given. I don't know why the Bing Search bar redirects me to the shitty search my ISP provides. After playing with it a bit more, "google" returns results, "chrome" returns results, but "google chrome" returns nothing. How embarrassing.