After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take all the pills, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.... Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more....
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the *little* blue pill, the story ends, but you wake up in your bed with a spectacular erection that will last all day. You take the yellow pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, but with no trace of that nagging headache you've had for days now. You take the pink pill, you stay in Wonderland, but maintain an unflappably calm demeanor while I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. You take the long white caplets, the story changes into a strange Rashomon-like tale where I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes multiple times, and you perceive each trip from a vastly different viewpoint.
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all And another pill makes you middle-sized and one just slightly more And another pill makes you just slightly shorter than before And another pill makes you normal sized except for belly fat And another pill takes away your breasts so that you're very flat And another pill makes your earlobes big and also your ear hair And another pill makes your nostrils so tiny that you can't draw in air
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall or otherwise
And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
And another pill makes you middle-sized and one just slightly more
And another pill makes you just slightly shorter than before
And another pill makes you normal sized except for belly fat
And another pill takes away your breasts so that you're very flat
And another pill makes your earlobes big and also your ear hair
And another pill makes your nostrils so tiny that you can't draw in air
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall or otherwise