@LordJohnWhorfin I for one harbor an elaborate and logically inconsistent set of beliefs based on a nostalgia for an America I have never experienced myself, and you are offending me by not reinforcing those lies. So I must call you a fucker and a charlatan and have my ten thousand twitter followers issue death threats against you.
@caitlinburke Excellent point. I guess I just had the order wrong. In fact, it's still a res-taurant, it's just the Dolo-res part is gone, so this really works out on a bunch of levels!
Sorry.
Look at you and your sunshine spreading!