dog v. burrito
Growing up I had a yorkie that could do this with a hot dog, but it would take her like 10 crunches to eat a dorito.
My chesapeake bay retriever would eat a McDonald's ice cream cone in a single bite like this, it was her treat on road trips for having to stay in the back of the car.
Cue my Czech great-grandmother squealing "HE DON'T EVEN TASTE IT!"