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In soviet Russia you anal probe aliens
absolut?
@stereomike111 Yeah, that was a bit of a groaner when I saw that.
True fact: I was in Bulgaria when the USSR scientists discovered an UFO. Front page in all news papers so I believed it, gullible as I am. Coincidentally it was at the same time of the EastGerman protest that led to the opening of the Wall, but I fondly found that out upon rmy eturn.