El Vampiro Mental
The night before the final he felt so odd. "I know!", he grtunted maniacally, "I'll test them on the chapters I didnt cover in my lectures."
El Vampiro Ment Al was a 1980's spanish language knockoff that Weird Al was determined to sue for copyright infringement. Here, the cover for "Se atreven a ser Estúpida".
The dentist would pay for saying his teeth were "a fucking wreck", oh yes. But also for not agreeing his eyebrows and press-on nails were flawless.
EVM was said to only appear before those poor souls who had wished for more wishes.
Raekwon would later acknowledge that 1993's "Only Built fot Swedish Links" did in fact influence Wu-Tang.
"DO MY BIDDING! MWA HA HA HA!"....."ACCOMPLISH MY EVIL GOALS, HEH, HEH, HEH!!"....."Oh and if you come across some meddling kids, please take them seriously, I cannot tell you how many times I tell guys this and they just simply do not listen and it is beyond frustrating to keep repeating myself over and over again when ultimately there's no reason why the message is not getting through and then I have got high schoolers ruining everything that was being put together."MUHAHA! Go!" (sigh)
@mashcan ❤️