Sure they lived in the Carolinas, he was dressed in all blue, and he said he was dabbing, but Patricia and the others knew an alien imposter when they saw one.
And in the moment after he said those words, the floor *actually turned to lava*. Kenny's foot melted off instantly and the group watched as he began to sink and burn alive, just inches from making the leap to the ottoman.
"SSSCHLOP!!" That's when everybody realized Adam had been walking funny just to unstick his genitals from his thigh. He whimpered "Sorry," but the Quinceañera was just awkward after that.
::insert fire emoji::