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Roald Dahl fanfic
@mcmjolnir That's very well done. +++
To be fair, with a name like that, just learning to spell it pretty much warrants this kind of congratulations.
The all caps, the seven exclamation points, the random-character-generated names, the decision to take out an ad, the need to congratulate her on an unfailable accomplishment… I don't have enough UGHs for these parents.
The new face of today's suburbia are these fucking people. And I need to move out of my neighborhood as soon as possible before 2016 unleashes all the stupid in the form of campaign signs and bumper stickers.
Forgot to include a glimpse of her destined college life: https://mltshp.com/p/16NAH