see you later, shitlords!
Is it ever a bad time to take an invisibility pill?
@ardgedee WR right before the first play on offense.
@ardgedee Just about to take your carry-ons through security at the airport.
@ardgedee Right before you head to the valet to get your car.
@ardgedee Picking up little johnny from day care.
@ardgedee Meeting your boyfriend's parents for the first time.
@mashcan Thanks for the help, I feel better about my life's choices now!
@ardgedee As you approach the platform in a high dive competition.
@ardgedee No problem. You just never know when you'll be a world class runner at the starting line of a million dollar 5k, or about to get buzzed into the White House to accept your congressional medal of honor, or waving at the rescue copter from a remote beach.
@ardgedee In that little café in Cuba, right before you were going to take that selfie with Elvis, Hoffa and D.B. Cooper.