FRITTERING.HOGMAW
That is a *lot* of hoglets.
@MackReed Or, as we like to say, bacon bits.
"Thirteen... fourteen... fif--- OK, where is Jerry? Kids, where the hell is your brother? I swear, if he's back at the watering hole again..."
Let me guess - TLC is getting really desperate for a show featuring families with more kids than you can count on two hands?