You did this to yourself.
Bigots? Did I miss something?
It's 2015, god damnit! Douches are people too.
All caps, so he must really mean it.
I wasn't born a douche, but I transitioned into a douche in college. If you oppress me you're just a transdouchephobic bastard.
The blade of grass that stands the tallest is more easily eaten by the goat.
@GroggyGrognard …with the highest frosted tips
BUT I IDENTIFY AS DOUCHE!
@neuromancer look what you've done