Shoes that "grow" five sizes and last at least five years
And they'll get your child beaten up at least five times.
I guess that's good for parents in San Diego.
@machaus Or, you know, Africa, Asia, Latin America and other places where kids get all kinds of parasites from walking around barefoot.
@mikenmar lirl
@ufez ain't nobody got time for clicking through for actual context.
I clicked through. It's a great idea, and I support it. I was just making a funny.
"Sandal"