St. Johns Bridge bottle opener
I was gonna ask where I could get one, then I realized... uh, probably over in St.Johns somewhere
I am a weird mix of delighted and terrified to realize I'm reading mlkshk and not the St. Johns facebook page.
@bubbalumpkis as @joshmillard notes correctly, it's being sold by some dude on the St. Johns Facebook page. $40 is a bit out of my price range but it's a nice piece.