Immortality
What? This makes no sense to me. It's not sweet, it's horrible. "Hey, here's a thing my dad used to do and while he was doing it he would claim he'd never die. Since he's not here now, though - what with being dead - let's do that thing together. Just like I used to do with him. The lesson to take away from this is that one day I will die and you will be alone. Enjoy those chips, young child!"