I think what happened is that the pandas gave birth to Jackie Chan.
I used to think that if pandas were endangered because they just can't seem to mate, then let 'em die out, but now I think it's absolutely essential that we give them every possible assistance. I hope Keanu can share his expertise with panda programs throughout the world.
@caitlinburke That's ridiculous. Hold on to your assistance. Pandas are obviously being replaced by the more adorable Jackie Chans. It's the natural order of things.
I think what happened is that the pandas gave birth to Jackie Chan.
I used to think that if pandas were endangered because they just can't seem to mate, then let 'em die out, but now I think it's absolutely essential that we give them every possible assistance. I hope Keanu can share his expertise with panda programs throughout the world.