jerk
did someone try to patent jacking off?
@NickSeam I've done a deep dive into prior art...
@NickSeam Not jackoff, gilgoff.
Don't neglect the balls, Gilgoff.
@NickSeam It's an Onion piece: http://www.theonion.com/articles...
Filing finger insertion patent now
Oh whew, this patent is for partner-based applications. I've found much more efficient partner-based applications already.