Don't Cross The River
I thought this was a panoramafail for a sec.
"I'm not just a boat owner, I'm an insufferably smug boat owner!"
If I recall, the full video shows the front van-thing getting stuck and backsliding into the water.
I presume this can only belong to the "Wanna do some blow?" guy from Grosse Pointe Blank.
I WISH THIS WAS EVERY BOWEL MOVEMENT EVER. BACK IT UP AND LET MY INSIDES SLIDE RIGHT OUT. GARGANTUAN, RAPID, SMOOTH.