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Matt Haughey
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ardgedee
9 years ago
I can spot the web forum moderator in one comment.
caitlinburke
9 years ago
Bah, babies probably produce at least as much poop, with much more difficult cleanup, and people don't hesitate to get those!
mathowie
9 years ago
this couple already has two dogs, but look at the size of that dog! They'd be human sized poops!
mcmjolnir
9 years ago
There's no way a growing ten pound baby can produce the poops of a 170 lb dog. Nope. Nope. Nope.
I had a thirty pound dog that had roughly the same daily output as my kid. You'd need sextuplets to achieve the same effect.
And oh god why am I arguing the poop equivalent of DUCK SIZED HORSE.
caitlinburke
9 years ago
I think the lack of necessity to wipe a dog's bum every time makes up for a LOT of volume!
Then again, I don't like long-haired pets simply because ... you know, I don't want to deal with that.
ardgedee
9 years ago
@caitlinburke The good lord god gave us electric trimmers for not dealing with it.
caitlinburke
9 years ago
Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.
GroggyGrognard
9 years ago
I'm convinced that you don't so much pour the kibble out into a bowl for a Leonberger, but more like simply pour the kibble straight into the dog's mouth.....
ardgedee
9 years ago
@GroggyGrognard Tear a hole in the bag. He'll take care of himself from there.
I had a thirty pound dog that had roughly the same daily output as my kid. You'd need sextuplets to achieve the same effect.
And oh god why am I arguing the poop equivalent of DUCK SIZED HORSE.
Then again, I don't like long-haired pets simply because ... you know, I don't want to deal with that.